Arrested

Hello,

It wasnt me.

No, it was my dear friend and companion, Mr Turner.

Ted and I went for lunch at a nearby restaurant operated by two oh-too-sexy twin doods. And for reasons I shall not disclose to protect Ted, within the hour, Mr Turner was arrested and literally dragged to a nearby State compound.

Bah.

Alas, I was heartbroken and could not Move. My steps became as heavy as my heart. Oh woe is me.

After contacting the "authorities that be", I managed to strike a deal. A deal in which I had no say, but a deal nonetheless. For a paltry sum of USD224, they will release Ted on bail on the condition that he never misbehaves again. I assured "them" that it wont happen, but truth is I hope those bastards get cancer. Testicular cancer.

My lambo fund has taken a serious beating. Donations are very much appreciated.

JS

Ted Turner

Hey doods/doodettes,

Short update.

I'm back in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Well, actually I've been back for a couple of weeks now but have been tied up moving into my new "crib" and settling back into the mugging grove. Have alot of photos I want to publish which were taken during my diving to Redang as well as my family holiday to Danang, Vietnam but that, and consequently you, will have to be patient.

Btw I have a webcam. How cool is that? Catch me on msn.

Redefining cool
JS